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Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - Tyson - 05-11-2006
Found this on the internet and it was hard to keep from laughing.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people\'s Carts when they aren\'t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, \'Code 3\' in housewares..... And see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M\'s on lay away.
6 Move a \'CAUTION - WET FLOOR\' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other Shoppers you\'ll invite them in if they\'ll bring pillows from the bedding Department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask \'Why can\'t you people just leave me alone?\'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and Pick your nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the Clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" Using different size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the > fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It\'s those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; And then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Gotta love that last one. I\'m going to do numbers 1, 2, 4 (I gotta know what that means), and 15. I really mean it, I\'m doing 15. The old ladies in that department won\'t know what to do.
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - mayney - 05-11-2006
Funny stuff, and quite clever at that.
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - josephchoi - 05-11-2006
ROFLMFAO!!!!! :lol:
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - Ben_Forsaken - 05-11-2006
<----wonders just what exactly a Code 3 is?
I liked #10 alot.
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - TallDarkandDisfigured - 05-11-2006
Dunno what a Code 3 is... My girlfriendand mother work at Walmart too... :blink: Might be different in Canada though...
Unfortunately they all know me there so no fun for me... :down:
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - Mr_Cynical - 05-11-2006
We use to go to walmart alot last year (when I was into my whole star ways toy phase) but we dont go as much now. Sometimes we use to get those old people motor carts and race them around the store, it was always fun but the workers would hoe bag. Then we would head over to the car supplies and get some engine foam and just spray random snigglesnarm lol. Yeah it was childish but meh .. had to do something while waiting for stock pallets to drop.
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - JOEY - 05-12-2006
Those are funny.... .lol Gotta try some of them sometime. I\'m always at wal-mart.... Either to buy DVD\'s or shopping with my girlfriend.
I was laughing reading some of those... Thanks for the ideas!
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - IbDaToNeGuY - 05-12-2006
seen that a while back and have done some of them too . good laughs when you walk out of the store lol .
mike,
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - Last_of_the_Brunnen-G - 05-12-2006
No such thing as a code 3 at Wal-mart. Once I went to the service desk and asked where the bathroom was. When they told me, I walked off. About a minute later, I walked back this time, squirming some, and aksed where exactly it was. They told me again, and I walked off more quickly. I came back once more, now looking like I was struggling to keep from pissing myself, and asked, now, where did you say it was? Then ran off when they told me.
Off Topic: You Know You Get Bored At Wal-mart - DragoBloodlust - 05-12-2006
Bark at old people as you walk by them.
Walk by women holding up clothes like they want to buy them and say "That would look terrible on you."
Stand behind some lady in the checkout and yell "No I will not have sex with you in the bathroom!"