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Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - Rubbermugs - 12-14-2006
Ok, things need cheering up here for the christmas season, so i\'m here to share with you my mum\'s top secret (until now) Christmas cake recipe with you all.
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something Who giveshz a shiddle
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don\'t forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - myers413 - 12-14-2006
thanks for the recipe i go try to made one
i hope is not the joke with all this ingredients
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - mayney - 12-14-2006
Let us know how that turns out Dave...
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - myers413 - 12-14-2006
you speak of me colin, rubbermugs take pics when you cake is ready i want taste the first :thumbsup:
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - mayney - 12-14-2006
Quote:you speak of me colin, rubbermugs take pics when you cake is ready i want taste the first :thumbsup:
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Well vacu-seal some and send it over......
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - myers413 - 12-14-2006
my mom yesterday made the pizza and for christmas go make the lasagne she made the best pizza and lasagnes, if you want come in france come from me i give you some parts of lasagnes :wink:
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - Homicidal#9 - 12-14-2006
that put a smile on my face rubbermugs....great.....a merry christmas to you and yours....
Tommy
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - Mike5150 - 12-14-2006
that was hilarious
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - mayney - 12-14-2006
Quote:my mom yesterday made the pizza and for christmas go make the lasagne she made the best pizza and lasagnes, if you want come in france come from me i give you some parts of lasagnes :wink:
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Dave, Ill be about 700 miles north in Edinburgh...closer, .but not close enough...
Sounds fargin deeelish.
Christmas Cake Recipe Here. - myers413 - 12-14-2006
we should celebrate christmas with all members NIGHTOWL :yes: