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Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Last_of_the_Brunnen-G - 04-14-2005
I\'ve asked this question before to other people and on some message boards and recieved very negative reactions. But maybe most of you here are on the same wavelength as myself, soooo
What if....You had the take a dump. And not just a regular one, but really bad and it came on suddenly, so you run to the bathroom, drop your pants, take your throne and let \'r rip. You hear several "plops" into the water. You sign a breath of relief, wipe and stand up, but when youl ook into the toilet, all you see is alot of live crickets swimming around in the water. What would you do?
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Mutilated - 04-14-2005
Flush it then forget about it.
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - DragoBloodlust - 04-14-2005
Thats fucked up. I\'d make my wife go look and make sure I wasn\'y hallucinating. Then, I\'d collect \'em with my aquarium net, put \'em in some tupperware. and head for the Doc.
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Mutilated - 04-14-2005
Quote:Thats fucked up. I\'d make my wife go look and make sure I wasn\'y hallucinating. Then, I\'d collect \'em with my aquarium net, put \'em in some tupperware. and head for the Doc.I bet your wife would just love that. :lol:
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Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - DragoBloodlust - 04-14-2005
She\'s just as odd as I am.
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - The13thDreamShape - 04-14-2005
I have soemthing bad to say to the poster.
But i will let it slide.
Just dont post...... anymore.. lol
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Last_of_the_Brunnen-G - 04-14-2005
Quote:I have soemthing bad to say to the poster.
But i will let it slide.
Just dont post...... anymore.. lol
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Sorry I\'ve offended you. Some people just seem to be highly offended by stories like that. But why? Worse things happen in the horror movies we watch than someone crapping insects. I think that\'d be a good idea for a Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - null1 - 04-14-2005
It\'s very odd that you bring this up. I went to the doctor for this very thing 3 days ago..
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Mutilated - 04-14-2005
What\'d he say.
Totally Irrelavent And Absurd - Hauntmaster9 - 04-14-2005
I\'d probably chew my crickets next time.