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Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - Ben_Forsaken - 05-09-2005
Saw this on another board and thought it was pretty funny:
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Why is a costume better than a wife/girlfriend?
Because:
1: Buying a $900 costume will bring more happiness than a $900 diamond ring.
2: A costume doesnt mind if you have another.
3: You can change something on a costume if you dont like the way it looks.
4: When you get a costume, you can get it EXACTLY the way you want it.
5: When you get a costume, you know what youre getting yourself into from the start.
6: A costume wont get mad if you forget its birthday/anniversary.
7: NO IN-LAWS!!!
8: You dont mind spending money to make your costume look better. And you dont have to spend hours in the mall doing it.
9: A costume doesnt mind if you say, "Wow, his costume looks way better than mine!"
10: A costume only talks when you want it to.
11. When you get tired of your costume, you can sell it to finance a better one.
12. knowing somebody else was in the costume dosn\'t seem like a big deal.
13. You can drool over another costume, and it wont get jealous.
14. Dont have to explain to a costume where you went last night.
15. You may have multiple costumes without jealousy between them.
16. A costume will never leave you a Dear John letter. Especially when your name isn\'t john.
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - gmyers - 05-09-2005
:lol: :lol: I loveeeeee it!
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - EverythingJason - 05-09-2005
And that is exactly why the guy that wrote that is 45 years old and still a virgin! How much better is a costume now biatch, lol
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - krazedkilla - 05-09-2005
Lmao
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - DragoBloodlust - 05-09-2005
That\'s funny shit, but a costume can\'t give head. And I really like head. :wink:
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - adam - 05-09-2005
bill, first thing i thought when i read the title of this post was mr. ed gein :blink:
hmm, come to think of it, you can have a woman AND a costume at the same time!!! if ya get what i\'m saying *cough* gein *cough*
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ahh, nevermind <_<
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - The13thDreamShape - 05-10-2005
Lol, nice one
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - kirk myers - 05-10-2005
:lol:
Awesome man, very creative
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - Krazy Ken - 05-10-2005
lol, funny stuff
Is A Costume Better Then A Woman? - Mick7 - 05-10-2005
heh..cute..not at all true...in my mind anyway..I loves my gf, she kicks a costumes ass anyday