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Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - kirk myers - 01-28-2005

a dog, thats mean man, anything but a harmless little dachsund Sad


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - VF31 - 01-28-2005

id eat human if i was starving before a dog prolly.

cooked of course


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - WilliamAbuJannah - 01-28-2005

It\'s all meat man. Relax, your little dog looks too bony anyway, lol.


I bet if you went 2 weeks with no food? That dog would start to look like a barking shish-kabob.

I wouldn\'t eat a human or a pig. Foul filthy animals. Everything else is fair game. A dog would have to be last resort though. I\'d probably feel funny sitting down to a big Shepard Leg or something, lol.

Betcha it\'d taste good with some ranch dressing though!!!! *hangs head* that\'s so redneck. I\'ll go sit down now.


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - gmyers - 01-28-2005

Quote:Betcha it\'d taste good with some ranch dressing though!!!! *hangs head* that\'s so redneck. I\'ll go sit down now.
LOL!
You know your a redneck when............... :lol:


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - kirk myers - 01-28-2005

Quote:LOL!
You know your a redneck when...............  :lol:
you find a car in your yard

or when you stare at an orange juice jug when it says concentrate. LOL


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - VF31 - 01-28-2005

when all u know about Nsync is thats where u find the dishes.


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - WilliamAbuJannah - 01-28-2005

when your porch collapses and kills 3 dogs


when you give Chinet as a wedding present



when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks



when you mow your yard and find an old car


when you think \'Bud\' was actually \'Wiser\'


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - kirk myers - 01-28-2005

when YOUR NIPPLE GETS BITTEN OFF BY A BEVER. HAHAHAHAHA :lol:


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - WilliamAbuJannah - 01-28-2005

you left the gas valve open again didn\'t you K.M.? I keep telling ya, that\'s for the stove, not for breathing. Rolleyes


Totally Off Topic, But I Got Me A New Buddy - kirk myers - 01-28-2005

whoops :wub: