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In Desperate Need Of..... - Homicidal#9 - 08-11-2007
hey guys,i have something that is completely one of a kind. It is the only one in existance in all of mankind. Only one was made....no more will ever be made like this one. Alot of people have knockoffs and replicas, but mine is the one and only original piece in existance. This is your chance to have the most ultimate collectible in all of history....i give you....this beautiful glossy of me in all of my fabuluous glory and unbridled sexiness....<img src=\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/Homicidal9/menew1.jpg\" border=\"0\" class=\"linked-image\" />Now, I know you all are saying to yourselves, man...that must cost close to 10 million dollars if not more.....but you are wrong....not 10 million....not 5 million...heck, not even 3 million. All i am asking for for this piece or historical significance and utmost beauty is a measly 1 million dollars. I know, I know...how can i let something like this go for so very little...well, i figured it was high time that i allowed this beautiful piece to bring sunshine, daisies and rainbows to someone else's life....as it did mine for so long. This picture will completely change your life. It will help you find your dream job....get you that brand new car, and allow you to be your very own boss....and...... act now, and you can get it in only 3 easy payments of $299, 999.99. And to make it really special, i can ever personally personalize it by autographing it with my kiss......Now, that you have recovered and picked yourself up out of the floor from falling out of your chair from the sheer brliiance and excuberance of this opportunity, make sure you act fast. There is only one piece and the demand for this is going to skyrocket. Wall street has already predicted this piece is going to take our market into the upper atmosphere........the time to change your life.....is NOW!!!!!!disclaimer: This is a joke...and is not intended to be taken seriously...in the event that someone does actually pay me 1 million dollars. I will send you the glossy and you will not get a refund....cuz you will be a complete and total nadnerb and nappleglosser for possibly thinking this was real....thanks
In Desperate Need Of..... - WHATSINTHEBOX? - 08-11-2007
PM SENT PAYMENT WAITING!!! LUNA IS GOING TO LOVE THIS GIFT.CALL ME A HARDNARD OR A NAPPYGOSSLING BUT THIS PIECE IS RARE. THANKS TOMMY <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"
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In Desperate Need Of..... - Homicidal#9 - 08-11-2007
i am glad at least one person enjoyed the joke...Tommy
In Desperate Need Of..... - WHATSINTHEBOX? - 08-11-2007
OHHH SNAP THIS WAS A JOKE DAMNATION <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":o\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ohmy.gif\" /> <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"
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In Desperate Need Of..... - Ruste Dowg - 08-11-2007
Dam someone beat me to it, if the sale falls through i'll take it, the perfect gift for any wife or girlfriend or even boyfriend if thats your bag, what more could they want?!?! <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":blink:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blink.gif\" /> <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"
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In Desperate Need Of..... - Fang - 08-11-2007
I'LL GIVE YOU $6 MILLION!
In Desperate Need Of..... - WHATSINTHEBOX? - 08-11-2007
BACK OFF GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!PAYMENT SENT!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO GAVE UP MY 1ST BORN SON................................MAY EVEN GIVE UP MY 2ND SON TOO......
In Desperate Need Of..... - Ruste Dowg - 08-11-2007
That's nothing, i sold both of mine into paid labour and have sold a kidney, ear and eye and maybe a testicle, if i can find a buyer.I'll out bid you all!!!
In Desperate Need Of..... - WHATSINTHEBOX? - 08-11-2007
YEA RIGHT THATS BS BRO I JUST GAVE UP MY MUM TO BE HIS MAID DAMIT NOW BACK OFF DOWG BEFORE I GET 1 OF MY CATS TO HUMP YOUR LEG ARF ARF AND WOOF WOOF TO YA.........
In Desperate Need Of..... - Fang - 08-11-2007
I gave him my house, garage, mom's car, both my kidneys, both my testicles, my pinky finger, all my hair and $10,000,000 in cash!