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The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - monteburns - 08-16-2009 Has anyone read the reviews on that " Three Wolf T Shirt " on Amazon. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":no:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"no.gif\" /> Scroll to the bottom of the page and read some of these gems. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\" ![]() The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - souleater666 - 08-16-2009 hahahahaha wtf The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - Jluck - 08-16-2009 WOW...LMAO The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - nsmpls - 08-16-2009 Ha ha bunch of weirdos The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - Mutilated - 08-16-2009 <!--quoteo<div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE </div><div class=\'quotemain\'><!--quotecThis item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts womenCons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.<!--QuoteEnd</div><!--QuoteEEndCLASSIC! <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":lol:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"laugh.gif\" /> The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - Ol#39; Chop Top - 08-17-2009 I want one! <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/teehee.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":teehee:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"teehee.gif\" /> The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - monteburns - 08-17-2009 Beware the awesomeness of the Three Wolf T-Shirt. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":biggrin:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" /> Quote:WOW! That's how I describe my reaction on viewing this product - but, then I saw the price! WHOAH! $16.75!? What am I a doctor (NO), a lawyer (NO), Vin Diesel? HA, in my dreams!I'm writing this review to ask The Mountain Men to produce a tshirt for the COMMON MAN. I'm not asking for a price reduction. How about, a two wolf moon shirt???Quote:My shirt arrived mid-week on an overcast day. The UPS delivery guy seemed to know something was up because he rang my doorbell! I opened the container and stopped short. I needed to wash the cheeto dust off my fingers before I touched this amazing creation. The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - myersman - 08-17-2009 haha! I would have saved alot of money buying this shirt instead of my bmw! <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/woot.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":woot:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"woot.gif\" /> The " Three Wolf T Shirt " Reviews Lol - SNIKT! - 08-17-2009 <img src=\"http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/post-images/Keyboard-Cat-Shirt.jpg\" border=\"0\" class=\"linked-image\" /><a href=\"http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Play him off keyboard cat...</a> <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":thumbsup:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"thumbsup.gif\" /> |