Very Very Off Topic

[🪦 GBeninati ●]

so anyway I read this book called NAM when I was in high school, one part of the book they describe various torture situations. THey explained a torture method where a plastic straw would be inserted all the way inside a prisoners penis. then glass would be crushed almost into a powder so it could be put through the straw as it was slowly pulled out. THEN while the man\'s entire penis was full of pulverized glass, one of those vietnamese hookers would arouse him until he got fully errect and his pecker got sliced apart fromt he inside out....wonderful WONDERFUL book, I highly reccomend it!!

[🪦 KennyD ●]

I heard about that before. Now Just wait til they figure out how to put a straw in a cooter thats shoots out Powdered Glass... eek

as far as your remark about my Masterpiece of a blueprint let me explain....::Takes long Breath::



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Shit Just calls it hows I see\'s it








BTW Im not gay to prove it Hears a Picture of My girlfriend... Her name is betsy as you can see she is very surprised I took a picture of her






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Kenny

[🪦 WarLocK ●]

I think you guys are a bit more on the thinking level of "Ouch that would hurt my penis" well yes it would, but so do stun guns, bullets and the notorious Herpies...Think about the 3rd world coutries for a minute where there Laws are not enforced and people run about lawless. How would you feel to be a 5\'1 90 lbs woman being attacked with no help of rescue from a 6\'1 220lbs man? It\'s an unfair match and this product is kinda a last resort. I say more power to it... You guys are acting like you go around raping woman with some of the "this is a dumb product" or "she looks like a bitch" remarks. I agree she really does, but I still say the product is good, but Im really really pissed about one thing... The Bitch stole My damn Idea!!!!!!!!!! No lie. Mine was a little worse and it would be basically a thorn that would enter the Penis Pee hole...Now thats rough~! Hears My orginal Hi tech professional Blue print before she stole it from me....

-KennyD

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Ummm, lmfao. I honestly hope you\'re joking Kenny. That is the worst idea I\'ve ever heard of. Yea, let some woman go walking around w/ a needle sponge in her vagina... that\'s gotta be comfortable. Oh wait, what happens when it gets sucked up and destroys her clitoris? Uh oh... plan backfired. I\'m stickin to it man... these inventions are absolutely ridiculous and should never be legalized. Can we say The Rapist for $200 Trebek?