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    NightOwl Forums The Crypt Off Topic So I Kicked My Gf To The Curb

     
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    So I Kicked My Gf To The Curb
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    07-09-2009, 10:54 PM
    Guys this ****ing sucks. I never try to get to personal with my life with people.....but I caught my dad with my GF... I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me), small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away for this past weekend to visit some family and come back, and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if anything had happened with my GF and he acted clueless. So I come home tonight after a night out and BAM! Right in my kitchen, I catch my father redhanded with his meat in my GF. I was pissed and told him to take his meat out of my GF and get out. Needless to say, the GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and kicked the GF to the curb. My father had the audacity to call me later tonight and ask how the GF is! Should I go over and beat him senseless? Here's a pic of my GF, so you will know...<a href=\"http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c32/arkain21/gfchamp.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">The GF</a>
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    #2
    07-09-2009, 11:04 PM
    That's too funny. You should have added a line about his meat making your GF leak all over the counter
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    #3
    07-09-2009, 11:08 PM
    LMAO <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":laugh:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"laugh.gif\" />
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    #4
    07-09-2009, 11:11 PM
    Brilliant!!!!!!!
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    07-09-2009, 11:13 PM
    I have been with my GF now for a year as of July 1st. If I ever caught my dad or anyone with my girl (I apologize to the entire forum for using such foul language), I would snap. I'd wreck the place to scare them into thinking I mite kill them but I would never kill my dad or the GF. I dont know bro. That really sucks big time though, dude. I wouldnt even talk to my dad for about a few months to a year or longer. I would've scared them both though for sure. Just to make them think you would actually kill them.
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    07-09-2009, 11:20 PM
    <img src=\"http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq247/el_mariarchi_01/avatar_8092.gif\" border=\"0\" class=\"linked-image\" />Its not real. His "GF," is a toaster for burgers,lol. See the pic in the link? LMFAO. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":laugh:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"laugh.gif\" />
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    07-09-2009, 11:23 PM
    lol at the peeps who didnt bother to look at the pic! <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":lol:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"laugh.gif\" />funny sheet tho
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    07-09-2009, 11:39 PM
    Dr. KI've stuck my meat in your GF many times......all liquid dribbles out into her catch basin. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":wub:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wub.gif\" /> She's very clean. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":thumbsup:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"thumbsup.gif\" />
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    07-09-2009, 11:52 PM
    <!--quoteo(post=320847:date=Jul 9 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ReellyScary)<div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE (ReellyScary @ Jul 9 2009, 07:39 PM) <a href=\"index.php?act=findpost&pid=320847\"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class=\'quotemain\'><!--quotecDr. KI've stuck my meat in your GF many times......all liquid dribbles out into her catch basin. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":wub:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wub.gif\" /> She's very clean. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":thumbsup:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"thumbsup.gif\" /><!--QuoteEnd</div><!--QuoteEEndOh my...
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    07-09-2009, 11:54 PM
    <!--quoteo(post=320847:date=Jul 9 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ReellyScary)<div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE (ReellyScary @ Jul 9 2009, 07:39 PM) <a href=\"index.php?act=findpost&pid=320847\"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class=\'quotemain\'><!--quotecDr. KI've stuck my meat in your GF many times......all liquid dribbles out into her catch basin. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":wub:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wub.gif\" /> She's very clean. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":thumbsup:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"thumbsup.gif\" /><!--QuoteEnd</div><!--QuoteEEndLOL!
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