04-21-2006, 08:46 PM
Bury it for a week in black dirt. Dig it up and play tug of war with the dog, then throw it in the road and run it over a couple times. Swish it around in the ashes of your BBQ pit, then bury it again for another week. One more round of tug of war and that sweater should look pretty sweet!!
J/K, obviously.
J/K, obviously.