03-13-2007, 11:42 PM
Return of the Living Dead it is so hard to pick just two: Burt Wilson: One question, Frank... This guy screaming in here, you sure it's a dead cadaver?Frank: Why don't you open the door and find out? Chuck: Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?Casey: Yeah, so fuck off and die. Suicide: You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life. *Creepshow's Jordy Verrill:I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!& eww! meteor shit!*Hudson's classic exchanges in Aliens always kill me:Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.Hudson: *Seventeen days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...Ripley: Hudson!Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.[to Newt]Ripley: Right?[Newt apes a salute]Hudson: So why don't you put her in charge? *and of course Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that? *I really love Friday the 13th Part 5. It has some of the funniest lines out any of the Friday films.Junior Hubbard: Say it like you mean it, Ma!Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut the fuck up? Ethel Hubbard: Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warnin' ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!Ethel Hubbard: That is one fucking ugly man that goes there.Junior Hubbard: That's one fucking ugly man, Mama.Ethel Hubbard: Would you shut your trap? You ain't so pretty yourself, you know.Junior Hubbard: I ain't so pretty myself, I know. I will stop because I could do this all day. <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"
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