Tell A Spooky Story!

[🪦 adam ●]

After driving down interstate 666 for 10 miles John JR.\'s car ran out of gas.  He could only fill it up halfway considering the high prices.  Alone and afraid, John JR. cryed.  It was all that he could do.  All that was left was Death.  Death... Wait... John thought.  "\'He\' must be Death.  All great forces have great importance to their name.  God, Satan, Death...  \'He\' will come for me when no one\'s left.  I f****d with Death, and now Death wants to f*** with me..." 
Just at that moment along the coast of California, Harold, John JR.\'s brother was reaching into the garbage disposal to get a fork.  Police reports would later state that wiring was to blame for the triggering of the blades and Harolds death of blood poisoning from the raw food in his wounds.
BTW this is fun lets keep this up till it gets boring.  Yeah it was John SR. that died via cheese slicer.  Let\'s keep the deaths coming people!

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John Jr. thought... maybe I\'ll call dad\'s helper, Sam.... hmm....
-- No answer --
\'Oh yeah, he\'s retarded...\'
Suddenly, two men dressed in Bear mascot suits (furries) burst into the room, FURIOUS WITH ANGERRRR. They were of course armed with gummy bears and pickaxes (to look cool). They charged toward John yelling out random vocabulary words and spelling them, when out of nowhere.....
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