Wow Have You Seen Paris Hilton Lately?

[🪦 imperialhockmaster ●]

I knew she was only a photoshop away from perfectness, ive always thought she was the hottest blonde alive, but now, wow, im speechless, she is freakin flawless now, guys i need to blow this pic into a poster, hang it on the cieling above my bed, and well you know, give the ol lady what she hasnt got in a long time <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":devil:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"devil.gif\" />

[evilsmellyclown]

she looks better than ever. what a skank. but what is that horrible monster to her left? now that is frightening. skank #2. <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yucky.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":yucky:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"yucky.gif\" /> mike

[🪦 Jasonlivessince1980 ●]

what I heard was Tommy Jarvis tried to kill her with a machete to the temple but she just kept coming back. Her skankness cannot be killed

[🪦 myersman ●]

lmao

[🪦 AmyKrueger ●]

Id say that is probably close to what she looks like first thing in the morning

[🪦 Mutilated ●]

I'd hit that.