Most Uncomfortable Costume

[🪦 Ben_Forsaken ●]

Yikes man. Stuck in a spongebob? *shudder*

[🪦 ScarlettP ●]

Ahhh.... such a handsome young man to be stuck in such a humiliating costume.

I feel for you. I used to have to be "Billy Bob" from Showbiz Pizza. (The place turned into Chucky Cheese years ago.) As I was the boss\'s \'FAVORITE\' Billy Bob, I got \'selected\' to wear the costume to the mall for a big \'Safe Halloween\' promotion. I came down with a terrible cold that day, but the boss made me put on the outfit and go hand out goodie bags to all the horrid screaming brats at the mall. No, I don\'t mean the children, I mean the PARENTS! Dear lord! With those furry hands on, I couldn\'t really hold the bags and every time I tried to give one to a little kid who managed to make it to the front of the mob, a horrid adult would reach over and grab it yelling "I got NINE kids! Gimme More!" I really wanted to punch their lights out.

Finally, after four solid hours of this, one can only \'sniffle\' so long. I kept asking for a break and they kept saying "No! There\'s to many kids! When it thins out you can go." I finally told them, "I\'m SICK! If you don\'t get me out of here, I\'m going to rip this stupid head off and all these little kids will be tramatized to find out that Billy Bob is a sweaty little white girl with SNOT running in her MOUTH!!!" They got me out of there.

That was almost 25 years ago. It\'s burned in my memory forever. I will always have the utmost respect for the poor suckers who get stuck in those costumes.

[🪦 JasonV123 ●]

yeah it kinda suckles having to wear those but it does pay off around Halloween time... last year i had my Feeding Frenzy RIP and costume i made and stood outside mystore with a basket of candy in my hands. I stood as still as possible so people would think i was a standee. they\'d get in my face and poke me and stuff but i just stood still. I\'d move once they were convinced i was fake. it was incredible. there were between 50 and 75 people just standing around the balcony in the mall watching me scare people. here are some pics .






P.S. I made it a point not to scare any children. I made it fun. I wasn\'t bein a jerk or anything. Although a couple of dudes almost punched me.

[🪦 Ben_Forsaken ●]

damn scarlett, doesn\'t sound fun. and I feel bad for the next person to rent that costume now that it\'s nicely saturated with some kind of germs.

and nice zombie. sounds like it would have been alot of fun to watch that.