Lawn Mower=weapon Of Mass Destruction

[🪦 ChemicallyUsed ●]

well today i had to mow the lawn...no biggie, well the tires were flat on the lawn mower, still no biggie, so i leaned down to put fix-a-flat in the front tires, and the little metal piece that i bent up enough to fit my arm under, decided to ease its way down on my arm, un noticed to me until i decided to leave and then BOOM pain to the arm hahaa, i bled for the next hour

[VF31]

ask yourself nick....is posting a pic of the scratch on ur arm really something we care about?

:lol:

sorry but cmon.

[🪦 GBeninati ●]

you wanna reply to that?

[VF31]

today i was walking around and i had to sit down...no biggie..so i walk over and lean down near the leg of the couch and i stub my toe...i didnt realize the utter pain i was in until i stood up and BOOM... it bled for like 18 days

[🪦 travsall ●]

I got all a ya beat! Today I had a fart that came out so fast and hard it hurt my ass cheeks. So that\'s physical pain, emotional, cause it\'s my ass, and the pain of embarassment farting in public... So, I\'ll be int he hospital for the next week or so

[VF31]

I got all a ya beat! Today I had a fart that came out so fast and hard it hurt my ass cheeks. So that\'s physical pain, emotional, cause it\'s my ass, and the pain of embarassment farting in public... So, I\'ll be int he hospital for the next week or so

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aw man....imma pass around a get well soon travs ass card and everyone has to sign it!

gods speed good buddy!

[🪦 GBeninati ●]