Get Out Of Watching That Chick Flick

[🪦 Ruste Dowg ●]

BTW How much?!

[🪦 frosty ●]

If snoring and other related bodily functions threaten to give the game away fear not dear sir, along with the sleep aids we have are patented snore aids, which consists of two lengths of wire which attach to the 'awake eye' sleep aides, and at the other end are some small crocodile clips which you attach to your nuts, a third wire attaches to a large car battery (not supplied), the built in sensor will detect any snoring and awaken you with a gentle jolt to the nads, which you can stop with some nominal scratching, the deception will not be detected as what man doesnt scratch his nuts while watching a film!All this for the nominal fee of $400 dollars, act now dont delay, this is sure to be a sell out item!!!.

[🪦 Martoch ●]

LMFAO, "gentle" jolt to the nads?!?!?! <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":o\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ohmy.gif\" />

[🪦 Ruste Dowg ●]

Ah man you have all the bases covered!Put me down for one mate, can the crocodile clips contraption be used as a pleasure aid as well?Not that i need one after all i'm the dowg! My friend kyle might be interested.

[🪦 frosty ●]

Yes the dowgs bollocks, thats a good name!, as far as a pleasure enhancer, well simply just reverse the polarity and let the good times roll, (warning may involve some slight stinging and smoke, produced from your genitalia, but fear not as by that point you wont be anywhere near them as a three mile gap should protect you from any smoke inhalation damage, uncle frosty enterprises can not be held accountable for damages incured whilst experimenting with our products)

[🪦 frosty ●]

I forgeot to mention act now and get a free oven mit!

[Fang]

LMAO Darren, your crazy. This should be an infomercial Frosty, you might just have to do one up.

[🪦 HorrorHound ●]

I am glad I do not need those since my wife only seems to like Horror. Her all time fav film is Halloween. Talk about a real catch! <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":wub:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wub.gif\" />

[🪦 josephchoi ●]

you are on lucky man Horrorhound! <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" />

[🪦 vezolution ●]

<!--QuoteBegin-HorrorHound+May 15 2007, 01:05 PM<div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(HorrorHound @ May 15 2007, 01:05 PM)</div><div class=\'quotemain\'><!--QuoteEBeginI am glad I do not need those since my wife only seems to like Horror. Her all time fav film is Halloween. Talk about a real catch! <img src=\"http://forums.NIGHTOWLpro.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":wub:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wub.gif\" /><div align=\"right\"><a href=\"index.php?act=findpost&pid=219915\"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><!--QuoteEnd</div><!--QuoteEEndSame here, My Fiancees favorite is Sleep Away Camp. Brilliantlly funny idea though Frosty, simply brilliant!