Christmas Cake Recipe Here.

[🪦 Ruste Dowg ●]

Sounds like a normal night of cooking for me!

[🪦 Deathwalk78 ●]

That\'s hilarious..pretty much after all the vodka sampling, you would forget about the cake

[🪦 WarLocK ●]

Haha.... I ran upon that the other day here.

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Good one.

[🪦 Rubbermugs ●]

Hehe, the version i posted was in my inbox this morning. Made me laugh so i had to share it with you There were another couple of things but they were a bit rude so i\'m keeping them for myself!

[mayney]

While were on the shubject....

Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

First sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, just to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it\'s best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try
another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with
a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of ar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don\'t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Merry Chrimbo.