Horror Jokes...

[🪦 fwvd ●]

I suppose this could go in 3 or 4 seperate board areas... but since it\'s relatively "horror" in general-

Does anyone know any jokes in reference to the horror movie icons (ie. Jason, Freddy, Chucky, etc.)?

I\'ve seen some funny comics/sketches over the years, and some of the movies in each series have become jokes over the years (), but I\'ve never heard any good jokes about these killers.

Anyone?

-Steve Mc.

[🪦 SPAZ ●]

HA HA
Why doesnt Freddy wipe his butt with his right hand
HA HA

[🪦 Last_of_the_Brunnen-G ●]

Hmmm, I think I have actually heard some, just can\'t think of them at the moment. I\'ll post when I remember.

[🪦 Indica x ●]

Bubba and Dreighton Sawyer are eating a clown Dreighton turns to Bubba and say "Leather face, does this taste funny to you?"

[🪦 Ol#39; Chop Top ●]

Bubba and Dreighton Sawyer are eating a clown Dreighton turns to Bubba and say "Leather face, does this taste funny to you?"

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Hilarious!!!

[🪦 mike ●]

what do u get when u take all the jasons and put them in a room with myers???

answer in a few

[🪦 puckface ●]

anda ansaw is...

Justins Workshop :lol:

bum dum tinssssss

[🪦 Ben_Forsaken ●]

I was gonna be a ventriliquist with a 3 foot wooden Jason dummy, but it didn\'t work out so well.

I moved my mouth when I grunted.

[🪦 ssj4freddy ●]

What do you get when you cross Chucky and the Leprachaun?


A red-headed stepchild................. :ph34r:

[🪦 Ben_Forsaken ●]

what do you get when you remove your girlfriends eyes?
you get \'no eye-dear\'
what if you take her legs?
still no eye-dear
if you refuse her the nookie?
still no f*cking eye-dear