02-08-2006, 07:37 AM
Ok ladies and gents, I\'m sure you all forgot about this already, but here\'s the low down.
It went according to plan...
...
...almost.
He fell for the articles, hook, line and sinker, but he arrived almost 2 hours late, which, under normal circumstances would mean the plan has been fouled up, and I cant salvage it.
I\'m about ready to give up and go home right? So I\'m staring out the window, full costume, when Mason walks right past the window I\'m staring out of. Luckily, he doesnt see me. So I tell Britt he\'s coming. She rushes to the door to meet him, and he walks in. I just sorta froze in place, as there was no where I could go, there is no other way out of the room except to walk right past him and her, and no where to hide.
Again, he doesnt see me. They head upstairs as planned, and she\'s really hammin it up. She\'s tellin him she was so scared, she saw someone outside, this and that, and he\'s all \'Oh, man, if I were here, I\'d have kicked his ass.\' blah blah blah. So while I\'m stifiling my laughter, she texts me to go upstairs, cuz she shut her room door. So I do, and as I\'m heading for the stairs, I open the front door and leave the screen door open. Now mind you, it\'s about 20 degree\'s out, and snowing like a banshee.
I text her back, telling her I\'m in place, to send him down to get something. She told him to get her a Pepsi from the fridge. I watch him go downstairs, and ofcoarse, he notices that the front door is open. I wish I could have seen his face. But anyways, he comes back upstairs, no pepsi. Guess they didn\'t have any. I hear him tell her \'Dude, your front door was wide open, is someone home?\' and she tells him no, no one\'s expected home for another couple of hours. So she starts playin up the \'Im really scared\' thing again, and he\'s like \'Dont panic, you probably didn\'t close it.\' or whatever.
So the final phase goes into effect, after about 15 minutes I text her and tell her to tell him she\'s going to the bathroom. But what do you know, he decides to follow her out. There goes the cut throat situation. Guess he wanted to keep guard or whatever. She tries to convince him she\'ll be fine, but he insists, so instead of blowing it, I just rush out of the linen closet the same way Michael does in the first one in the kitchen. I grab Mason by his throat and start walking him backwards towards her room, and give him a hard shove through her door way, and he stumbles a little back and falls back on his ass.
My friends... his face was priceless. He looked like Cory Feldman in The Final Chapter when Jason is hacking through the door. So I pull out my big Lamson look-alike knife and stare him down for a few seconds, and when I was just about to strike, he SCREAMED like a little girl and put his hands over his face like it was gonna protect him. So I went all the way down with the blade and stopped before I actually got him, and whispered \'Goosfraba\'.
lmao, if you guys coulda seen his face when I pulled off the mask, I dont if he was deciding on crying or laughing, but of coarse Britt rushes in laughing and I was laughing, and he\'s all like \'DUDE THAT WASNT F-IN FUNNY! I WAS READY TO KILL YOU! I WAS GONNA FRIGGEN KILL YOU MAN! JESUS, I WAS THIS CLOSE! YOU DONT KNOW HOW F-IN LUCKY YOU ARE!\'
Pssssh, what was he gonna do? Scream me to death? I was surprised he didn\'t piss himself. lol... way too much fun. Unfortunatly, no pictures for you guys, my Kodak DX3900\'s batteries were dead, as they always are.
Word to the wise... never purchase this camera. It\'ll eat your battery life as soon as you put them in. It\'s disgusting.
But once again, to all you nay-sayers out there who were worried about the blue canaries being called or him packing heat or a knife... I must again express to you the miracles of therapy.
No one got stabbed, no one got shot, no po-po on the scene, just good clean wholesome fun, as I predicted. Was amazingly fun.
It went according to plan...
...
...almost.
He fell for the articles, hook, line and sinker, but he arrived almost 2 hours late, which, under normal circumstances would mean the plan has been fouled up, and I cant salvage it.
I\'m about ready to give up and go home right? So I\'m staring out the window, full costume, when Mason walks right past the window I\'m staring out of. Luckily, he doesnt see me. So I tell Britt he\'s coming. She rushes to the door to meet him, and he walks in. I just sorta froze in place, as there was no where I could go, there is no other way out of the room except to walk right past him and her, and no where to hide.
Again, he doesnt see me. They head upstairs as planned, and she\'s really hammin it up. She\'s tellin him she was so scared, she saw someone outside, this and that, and he\'s all \'Oh, man, if I were here, I\'d have kicked his ass.\' blah blah blah. So while I\'m stifiling my laughter, she texts me to go upstairs, cuz she shut her room door. So I do, and as I\'m heading for the stairs, I open the front door and leave the screen door open. Now mind you, it\'s about 20 degree\'s out, and snowing like a banshee.
I text her back, telling her I\'m in place, to send him down to get something. She told him to get her a Pepsi from the fridge. I watch him go downstairs, and ofcoarse, he notices that the front door is open. I wish I could have seen his face. But anyways, he comes back upstairs, no pepsi. Guess they didn\'t have any. I hear him tell her \'Dude, your front door was wide open, is someone home?\' and she tells him no, no one\'s expected home for another couple of hours. So she starts playin up the \'Im really scared\' thing again, and he\'s like \'Dont panic, you probably didn\'t close it.\' or whatever.
So the final phase goes into effect, after about 15 minutes I text her and tell her to tell him she\'s going to the bathroom. But what do you know, he decides to follow her out. There goes the cut throat situation. Guess he wanted to keep guard or whatever. She tries to convince him she\'ll be fine, but he insists, so instead of blowing it, I just rush out of the linen closet the same way Michael does in the first one in the kitchen. I grab Mason by his throat and start walking him backwards towards her room, and give him a hard shove through her door way, and he stumbles a little back and falls back on his ass.
My friends... his face was priceless. He looked like Cory Feldman in The Final Chapter when Jason is hacking through the door. So I pull out my big Lamson look-alike knife and stare him down for a few seconds, and when I was just about to strike, he SCREAMED like a little girl and put his hands over his face like it was gonna protect him. So I went all the way down with the blade and stopped before I actually got him, and whispered \'Goosfraba\'.
lmao, if you guys coulda seen his face when I pulled off the mask, I dont if he was deciding on crying or laughing, but of coarse Britt rushes in laughing and I was laughing, and he\'s all like \'DUDE THAT WASNT F-IN FUNNY! I WAS READY TO KILL YOU! I WAS GONNA FRIGGEN KILL YOU MAN! JESUS, I WAS THIS CLOSE! YOU DONT KNOW HOW F-IN LUCKY YOU ARE!\'
Pssssh, what was he gonna do? Scream me to death? I was surprised he didn\'t piss himself. lol... way too much fun. Unfortunatly, no pictures for you guys, my Kodak DX3900\'s batteries were dead, as they always are.
Word to the wise... never purchase this camera. It\'ll eat your battery life as soon as you put them in. It\'s disgusting.
But once again, to all you nay-sayers out there who were worried about the blue canaries being called or him packing heat or a knife... I must again express to you the miracles of therapy.
No one got stabbed, no one got shot, no po-po on the scene, just good clean wholesome fun, as I predicted. Was amazingly fun.