02-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Oh man! That was a great read! Like some others, I pictured it in my head, like a movie. That is hilarious and I know exactly what kind of guy you\'re talking about, that would scream his head off, or grab his girlfriend and yell, \'take her!\' and then later be like, \'You\'re lucky I didn\'t use my cat-like reflexes\'. He reminds me of Bill Paxton from True Lies. Thats great man! I think it actually came out better than planned.
\'Oh god, please don\'t kill me, please don\'t kill me. I have a small dick, its really sad!\'
\'Oh god, please don\'t kill me, please don\'t kill me. I have a small dick, its really sad!\'