05-14-2007, 09:28 PM
If snoring and other related bodily functions threaten to give the game away fear not dear sir, along with the sleep aids we have are patented snore aids, which consists of two lengths of wire which attach to the 'awake eye' sleep aides, and at the other end are some small crocodile clips which you attach to your nuts, a third wire attaches to a large car battery (not supplied), the built in sensor will detect any snoring and awaken you with a gentle jolt to the nads, which you can stop with some nominal scratching, the deception will not be detected as what man doesnt scratch his nuts while watching a film!All this for the nominal fee of $400 dollars, act now dont delay, this is sure to be a sell out item!!!.