05-17-2009, 09:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-17-2009, 09:52 PM by TheChosenOne.)
I love <b>all</b> his movies, and I'd rank them something like this (from best to "worst"):Hercules in New York - <i>How dare you touch Hercules!!</i>Predator - <i>What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?</i>The Terminator - <i>I'll be back.</i>Terminator 2: Judgment Day - <i>I need a vacation.</i>Commando - <i>Let off some steam, Bennett.</i>Total Recall - <i>Consider that a divorce.</i>True Lies - <i>You're fired!</i>Last Action Hero - <i>You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.</i> Kindergarten Cop - <i>I'm a cop you idiot!</i>Red Heat - <i>I do not want to touch his arse. I want to make him talk!</i>The Running Man - <i>I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.. and break your god-darn spine!</i>Eraser - <i>You've just been erased.</i>Jingle All the Way - <i>I am not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!</i>Raw Deal - <i>You should not drink and bake.</i>Twins - <i>Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.</i>Conan the Barbarian - <i>To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.</i>End of Days - <i>Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a f-ing choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!</i> Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - <i>Talk to the hand.</i>The 6th Day - <i>When I told you screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.</i>Collateral Damage - <i>I'll show you collateral damage!</i> Junior - <i>Does my body disgust you?</i>Stay HungryThe Villain - <i>This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.</i>Batman & Robin - <i>Allow me to break the ice.</i>Conan the Destroyer - <i>Maybe they want to capture us, and torture us to death.</i>Red Sonja - <i>I know you're a brave girl, but danger is my TRADE.</i>The Jayne Mansfield Story