10-12-2009, 06:09 PM
Coat any non latex item with a thick layer of Vaseline 
! Strategically place dog / cat poo around your items. Also create trip wires around the more expensive decorations. These tips may not help your decor from being stolen, but it won't make it a day in the park for the thieves <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":tongue:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /> .
! Strategically place dog / cat poo around your items. Also create trip wires around the more expensive decorations. These tips may not help your decor from being stolen, but it won't make it a day in the park for the thieves <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":tongue:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /> .