10-24-2005, 04:36 PM
the smurfland thing was not funny...at all. i personally believe it was really cruel. you damn well know those little bastards jumped me a few years back. there i was walking home...when i heard a scuffling noise. i turn around and look behind me, but there is nothing there. i figure it was just my imagination so i kept walking. a few minutes later, i notice the noise has gotten louder. I spin around again....and nothing, nowhere. I finally turn the last corner in my shortcut home, when the noise is just deafening. at the end of the last alleyway, there is a partial light source from the backdoor of a market. i stop there and look and wait.........................................................................
and then i saw them. At first it looked like water running across the ground....but then i noticed white hats...and horrible little faces. They were throwing up gang signs and yelling SMURFSIDE!!!!....WHO YOU WIT!!!!...and before i knew it...i was on the ground getting beat down by the little bastards...i must have squashed a hundred of em, but they just kept on coming.. Once they had me pinned down, one of them walked up to my ear and whispered..."you killed my homies main....for that i am gonna have to cut ya main...gonna have to cut you for happy, brainy and mami and papi....gonna have to cut you good...and i noticed a heart tattoo and a baggie white hat right before i lost consciousness. i woke up a week later in the hospital. Even now, years later, whenever i hear that song....i weep uncontrollable...god i am a sad bastard...
Tommy
and then i saw them. At first it looked like water running across the ground....but then i noticed white hats...and horrible little faces. They were throwing up gang signs and yelling SMURFSIDE!!!!....WHO YOU WIT!!!!...and before i knew it...i was on the ground getting beat down by the little bastards...i must have squashed a hundred of em, but they just kept on coming.. Once they had me pinned down, one of them walked up to my ear and whispered..."you killed my homies main....for that i am gonna have to cut ya main...gonna have to cut you for happy, brainy and mami and papi....gonna have to cut you good...and i noticed a heart tattoo and a baggie white hat right before i lost consciousness. i woke up a week later in the hospital. Even now, years later, whenever i hear that song....i weep uncontrollable...god i am a sad bastard...
Tommy