02-05-2006, 01:48 AM
I\'m a pranker for hire... well, I dont get paid for it, but the satisfaction of the end result is always enough for me.
Well, my friend Britt hires me to prank her boyfriend, Mason. He\'s always telling guys how if they look at her, he\'ll kill them, he\'s not afraid of anyone or going to jail for murder. Well, I know Mason, and he\'s a wimpo deluxe.
So, I\'ve put together this prank to get him with. I made these phony CNN articles for Britt to give to Mason when they go to school monday, to get the prank underway.
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So, after showing him the printed off articles, she\'s going to tell him she\'s really scared over this, and carry this on over night on into Tuesday, when she\'s going to invited him to come over to her house, because her parents have to work late (which they really do.) and she wants him there incase. The further this, she\'s going to call him around 3:30 and tell him she thinks she saw someone outside her house and to get there pronto. After he arrives, I\'m gonna do some elaborite stalking techniques which I\'ll rehearse with her, like slamming doors, leaving the fridge open and having her telling him to go down and get something, blah blah blah, and other things that\'d creep any normal person out in this situation.
We havent decided on where I\'m going to be, but she\'s going to leave for the bathroom, and thats when I\'m going to apply coagulated blood around her throat, and leave her on the floor next to the basement, and then I\'m going to do something that\'ll make him come out and find her on the floor, at which point, I\'ll then appear somewhere behind him or something along those lines, and give chase, because Mason is a jumpy little bastard, he\'ll run.
Now I know this may all sound overly elaborite, but it\'s really simple. Done it twice before, only without the CNN articles. Those are new brainchild I had for this.
Hopefully, that\'ll make Mason think twice about his little ego trips he has. I just know he\'s gonna scream like the little girl that he is.
Well, my friend Britt hires me to prank her boyfriend, Mason. He\'s always telling guys how if they look at her, he\'ll kill them, he\'s not afraid of anyone or going to jail for murder. Well, I know Mason, and he\'s a wimpo deluxe.
So, I\'ve put together this prank to get him with. I made these phony CNN articles for Britt to give to Mason when they go to school monday, to get the prank underway.
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So, after showing him the printed off articles, she\'s going to tell him she\'s really scared over this, and carry this on over night on into Tuesday, when she\'s going to invited him to come over to her house, because her parents have to work late (which they really do.) and she wants him there incase. The further this, she\'s going to call him around 3:30 and tell him she thinks she saw someone outside her house and to get there pronto. After he arrives, I\'m gonna do some elaborite stalking techniques which I\'ll rehearse with her, like slamming doors, leaving the fridge open and having her telling him to go down and get something, blah blah blah, and other things that\'d creep any normal person out in this situation.
We havent decided on where I\'m going to be, but she\'s going to leave for the bathroom, and thats when I\'m going to apply coagulated blood around her throat, and leave her on the floor next to the basement, and then I\'m going to do something that\'ll make him come out and find her on the floor, at which point, I\'ll then appear somewhere behind him or something along those lines, and give chase, because Mason is a jumpy little bastard, he\'ll run.
Now I know this may all sound overly elaborite, but it\'s really simple. Done it twice before, only without the CNN articles. Those are new brainchild I had for this.
Hopefully, that\'ll make Mason think twice about his little ego trips he has. I just know he\'s gonna scream like the little girl that he is.