My Michael Myers Prank

[🪦 Bear ●]

Ahhh..have fun then!! Hope the "blue canaries" don\'t get a call...and doesn\'t the part time firemen wait for a call too, at least we patrol around and look for knuckleheads wearing masks full time!

[🪦 TheCreeper2003 ●]

Ahhh..have fun then!!  Hope the "blue canaries" don\'t get a call...and doesn\'t the part time firemen wait for a call too, at least we patrol around and look for knuckleheads wearing masks full time! 

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lol, yeah, but see, the great thing about you guys is you always drive right up to the scene, and if your cars don\'t stall, it\'s not an oxygen deprived atmosphere. Then you jump out of your vehicle, and if you don\'t die, it\'s not a poisonous atmosphere. Then you start lighting flares, and if there isn\'t an explosion, it\'s not an explosive atmosphere, and if the car doesn\'t melt into a puddle, the atmosphere isn\'t corrosive, and we can move in.

That\'s why we love you guys.

You get calls for guys in masks often? lol

Once again, fear not fella\'s, I\'m more than sure it\'ll be fine.

[🪦 adam ●]

I think it sounds hilarious! It sounds like you\'re using caution, and everyone is forgetting that no one knows this guy but you. So, no one here knows him better than you. Good luck on the scare!

[🪦 Last_of_the_Brunnen-G ●]

SOunds funny, and I suspect your description of the prank is a little more ellaborate than what actually will occur. But yeah, be careful. And no pranks on the message board saying you were killed or badly hurt in the process.

[🪦 antboy ●]

sounds like a helluva plan, but one question that may affect the beleiveablity of it:

Does the guy know you collect masks? Or that you have the mask youll be using?

I used to be able to pull these kinda pranks on my friends, but now they alll admire and know about my collection, so they wouldnt fall for it.

[🪦 TheCreeper2003 ●]

No, Mason is my friend Britts new boyfriend. He\'s only actually met me about 3 times, but I never mentioned that I own masks.

Havent spoken to him since the summer, so... he wont know. Besides, that\'s what the CNN articles are for.

And Adam knows... that\'s why Adams the man.

[🪦 TheCreeper2003 ●]

Ok ladies and gents, I\'m sure you all forgot about this already, but here\'s the low down.

It went according to plan...

...

...almost.

He fell for the articles, hook, line and sinker, but he arrived almost 2 hours late, which, under normal circumstances would mean the plan has been fouled up, and I cant salvage it.

I\'m about ready to give up and go home right? So I\'m staring out the window, full costume, when Mason walks right past the window I\'m staring out of. Luckily, he doesnt see me. So I tell Britt he\'s coming. She rushes to the door to meet him, and he walks in. I just sorta froze in place, as there was no where I could go, there is no other way out of the room except to walk right past him and her, and no where to hide.

Again, he doesnt see me. They head upstairs as planned, and she\'s really hammin it up. She\'s tellin him she was so scared, she saw someone outside, this and that, and he\'s all \'Oh, man, if I were here, I\'d have kicked his ass.\' blah blah blah. So while I\'m stifiling my laughter, she texts me to go upstairs, cuz she shut her room door. So I do, and as I\'m heading for the stairs, I open the front door and leave the screen door open. Now mind you, it\'s about 20 degree\'s out, and snowing like a banshee.

I text her back, telling her I\'m in place, to send him down to get something. She told him to get her a Pepsi from the fridge. I watch him go downstairs, and ofcoarse, he notices that the front door is open. I wish I could have seen his face. But anyways, he comes back upstairs, no pepsi. Guess they didn\'t have any. I hear him tell her \'Dude, your front door was wide open, is someone home?\' and she tells him no, no one\'s expected home for another couple of hours. So she starts playin up the \'Im really scared\' thing again, and he\'s like \'Dont panic, you probably didn\'t close it.\' or whatever.

So the final phase goes into effect, after about 15 minutes I text her and tell her to tell him she\'s going to the bathroom. But what do you know, he decides to follow her out. There goes the cut throat situation. Guess he wanted to keep guard or whatever. She tries to convince him she\'ll be fine, but he insists, so instead of blowing it, I just rush out of the linen closet the same way Michael does in the first one in the kitchen. I grab Mason by his throat and start walking him backwards towards her room, and give him a hard shove through her door way, and he stumbles a little back and falls back on his ass.

My friends... his face was priceless. He looked like Cory Feldman in The Final Chapter when Jason is hacking through the door. So I pull out my big Lamson look-alike knife and stare him down for a few seconds, and when I was just about to strike, he SCREAMED like a little girl and put his hands over his face like it was gonna protect him. So I went all the way down with the blade and stopped before I actually got him, and whispered \'Goosfraba\'.

lmao, if you guys coulda seen his face when I pulled off the mask, I dont if he was deciding on crying or laughing, but of coarse Britt rushes in laughing and I was laughing, and he\'s all like \'DUDE THAT WASNT F-IN FUNNY! I WAS READY TO KILL YOU! I WAS GONNA FRIGGEN KILL YOU MAN! JESUS, I WAS THIS CLOSE! YOU DONT KNOW HOW F-IN LUCKY YOU ARE!\'

Pssssh, what was he gonna do? Scream me to death? I was surprised he didn\'t piss himself. lol... way too much fun. Unfortunatly, no pictures for you guys, my Kodak DX3900\'s batteries were dead, as they always are.

Word to the wise... never purchase this camera. It\'ll eat your battery life as soon as you put them in. It\'s disgusting.

But once again, to all you nay-sayers out there who were worried about the blue canaries being called or him packing heat or a knife... I must again express to you the miracles of therapy.

No one got stabbed, no one got shot, no po-po on the scene, just good clean wholesome fun, as I predicted. Was amazingly fun.

[🪦 D-bach ●]

sounded cool man. wish it was on video, would great to see.

[🪦 JOEY ●]

That did sound like a lot of fun. I was picturing it all in my head as I read that. Way to go Creeper!!!

I bet his scared face was priceless.

[🪦 josephchoi ●]

L M A O!!!!! :lol: :lol: