12-14-2006, 04:14 PM
Ok, things need cheering up here for the christmas season, so i\'m here to share with you my mum\'s top secret (until now) Christmas cake recipe with you all.
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something Who giveshz a shiddle
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don\'t forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something Who giveshz a shiddle
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don\'t forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Great NIGHTOWLERS i've happily dealt with:
Frosty (cool guy to know)
Knewby (a true TCM collector and a great guy)
SUCKFACE (great Freddy sculptor)
Tyson1530 (paint up job, very good deal)
Ruste Dowg (the maker of the best hockey mask i own)
Painter x (very nice guy, good painter)
Horrorhound (really nice guy, bought a Grampy from me)
Slasherhouse (Cool dude)
Shummy (another good deal with a great person)
Savage (a good laugh and a cracking guy to deal with)
Number2 (good guy, great deal done)
Pluto (good deal, nice person)
Farid Krueger (the guy with the great Fred collection)
SoulCatharsis85 (great deal done here)
Hellbound81(another good deal sorted)
Deals gone bad:
Skinheadx aka Pandemic Designs (a complete cock. If anyone knows him, tell him i want his head on a stick... yes, really.).
Frosty (cool guy to know)
Knewby (a true TCM collector and a great guy)
SUCKFACE (great Freddy sculptor)
Tyson1530 (paint up job, very good deal)
Ruste Dowg (the maker of the best hockey mask i own)
Painter x (very nice guy, good painter)
Horrorhound (really nice guy, bought a Grampy from me)
Slasherhouse (Cool dude)
Shummy (another good deal with a great person)
Savage (a good laugh and a cracking guy to deal with)
Number2 (good guy, great deal done)
Pluto (good deal, nice person)
Farid Krueger (the guy with the great Fred collection)
SoulCatharsis85 (great deal done here)
Hellbound81(another good deal sorted)
Deals gone bad:
Skinheadx aka Pandemic Designs (a complete cock. If anyone knows him, tell him i want his head on a stick... yes, really.).
i hope is not the joke 
