Ello there mate, bloody good show you found the board! Don\'t mind the rest of these wankers and sods, they got about as much upstairs as a bowl a mash!
Translation:
Hello Friend good job finding the board, ignore the rest of these jerk offs and butt rapers ( Yes a Sod is someone who likes the "Other" Entrance ) They don\'t have any brains!
Very funny stuff!!!
Dan