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    How To Beat A Speeding Ticket?
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    11-30-2004, 01:28 AM
    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver\'s license?

    Driver: I don\'t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

    Driver: It\'s not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That\'s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There\'s a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes sir. That\'s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There\'s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    Captain: Whose car is this?

    Driver: It\'s mine, officer. Here\'s the registration. The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there\'s a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there\'s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there\'s a body in it.

    Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don\'t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn\'t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, I\'ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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    11-30-2004, 01:31 AM
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    11-30-2004, 01:34 AM
    HAHAHA i\'d heard that b4 but its funny even now when i hear it
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    11-30-2004, 01:35 AM
    Or I could jsut give it to my dad. Hes a cop Big Grin

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    11-30-2004, 01:37 AM
    LOL, thats freakin hillarious!! Big Grin
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    11-30-2004, 01:58 AM
    LOL! had that before but still a good one! :lol:
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    11-30-2004, 02:09 AM
    Cops suck Wink
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    11-30-2004, 02:31 AM
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    11-30-2004, 02:32 AM
    Quote:Or I could jsut give it to my dad. Hes a cop Big Grin

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    o yeah shhhhhhhhhhh :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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    11-30-2004, 02:33 AM
    Big Grin
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