Need Address? Tommy ..homicidal

[🪦 mike ●]

i ned to ship him somthign ver y soon and he isnt online does anyone have his addy??

[🪦 Homicidal#9 ●]

email sent man...

thanks again
tommy

[🪦 adam ●]

His address is:
5494 Fairy Avenue
Smurfland, CA 74653

[🪦 Homicidal#9 ●]

the smurfland thing was not funny...at all. i personally believe it was really cruel. you damn well know those little bastards jumped me a few years back. there i was walking home...when i heard a scuffling noise. i turn around and look behind me, but there is nothing there. i figure it was just my imagination so i kept walking. a few minutes later, i notice the noise has gotten louder. I spin around again....and nothing, nowhere. I finally turn the last corner in my shortcut home, when the noise is just deafening. at the end of the last alleyway, there is a partial light source from the backdoor of a market. i stop there and look and wait.........................................................................

and then i saw them. At first it looked like water running across the ground....but then i noticed white hats...and horrible little faces. They were throwing up gang signs and yelling SMURFSIDE!!!!....WHO YOU WIT!!!!...and before i knew it...i was on the ground getting beat down by the little bastards...i must have squashed a hundred of em, but they just kept on coming.. Once they had me pinned down, one of them walked up to my ear and whispered..."you killed my homies main....for that i am gonna have to cut ya main...gonna have to cut you for happy, brainy and mami and papi....gonna have to cut you good...and i noticed a heart tattoo and a baggie white hat right before i lost consciousness. i woke up a week later in the hospital. Even now, years later, whenever i hear that song....i weep uncontrollable...god i am a sad bastard...

Tommy

[🪦 adamms ●]

?? :unsure:

[🪦 adam ●]

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Your story made me laugh so hard, btw... out of cruelty no less. :lol:

[🪦 Homicidal#9 ●]

you sorry worthless cruel twisted mean bastard...

my feelings are hurt now

Tommy
i see those little blue bastards in my dreams every night....and you find it amusing