05-09-2005, 10:08 PM
Saw this on another board and thought it was pretty funny:
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Why is a costume better than a wife/girlfriend?
Because:
1: Buying a $900 costume will bring more happiness than a $900 diamond ring.
2: A costume doesnt mind if you have another.
3: You can change something on a costume if you dont like the way it looks.
4: When you get a costume, you can get it EXACTLY the way you want it.
5: When you get a costume, you know what youre getting yourself into from the start.
6: A costume wont get mad if you forget its birthday/anniversary.
7: NO IN-LAWS!!!
8: You dont mind spending money to make your costume look better. And you dont have to spend hours in the mall doing it.
9: A costume doesnt mind if you say, "Wow, his costume looks way better than mine!"
10: A costume only talks when you want it to.
11. When you get tired of your costume, you can sell it to finance a better one.
12. knowing somebody else was in the costume dosn\'t seem like a big deal.
13. You can drool over another costume, and it wont get jealous.
14. Dont have to explain to a costume where you went last night.
15. You may have multiple costumes without jealousy between them.
16. A costume will never leave you a Dear John letter. Especially when your name isn\'t john.
_______________________________________________________
Why is a costume better than a wife/girlfriend?
Because:
1: Buying a $900 costume will bring more happiness than a $900 diamond ring.
2: A costume doesnt mind if you have another.
3: You can change something on a costume if you dont like the way it looks.
4: When you get a costume, you can get it EXACTLY the way you want it.
5: When you get a costume, you know what youre getting yourself into from the start.
6: A costume wont get mad if you forget its birthday/anniversary.
7: NO IN-LAWS!!!
8: You dont mind spending money to make your costume look better. And you dont have to spend hours in the mall doing it.
9: A costume doesnt mind if you say, "Wow, his costume looks way better than mine!"
10: A costume only talks when you want it to.
11. When you get tired of your costume, you can sell it to finance a better one.
12. knowing somebody else was in the costume dosn\'t seem like a big deal.
13. You can drool over another costume, and it wont get jealous.
14. Dont have to explain to a costume where you went last night.
15. You may have multiple costumes without jealousy between them.
16. A costume will never leave you a Dear John letter. Especially when your name isn\'t john.