08-11-2007, 04:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-11-2007, 04:09 PM by Homicidal#9.)
hey guys,i have something that is completely one of a kind. It is the only one in existance in all of mankind. Only one was made....no more will ever be made like this one. Alot of people have knockoffs and replicas, but mine is the one and only original piece in existance. This is your chance to have the most ultimate collectible in all of history....i give you....this beautiful glossy of me in all of my fabuluous glory and unbridled sexiness....<img src=\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/Homicidal9/menew1.jpg\" border=\"0\" class=\"linked-image\" />Now, I know you all are saying to yourselves, man...that must cost close to 10 million dollars if not more.....but you are wrong....not 10 million....not 5 million...heck, not even 3 million. All i am asking for for this piece or historical significance and utmost beauty is a measly 1 million dollars. I know, I know...how can i let something like this go for so very little...well, i figured it was high time that i allowed this beautiful piece to bring sunshine, daisies and rainbows to someone else's life....as it did mine for so long. This picture will completely change your life. It will help you find your dream job....get you that brand new car, and allow you to be your very own boss....and...... act now, and you can get it in only 3 easy payments of $299, 999.99. And to make it really special, i can ever personally personalize it by autographing it with my kiss......Now, that you have recovered and picked yourself up out of the floor from falling out of your chair from the sheer brliiance and excuberance of this opportunity, make sure you act fast. There is only one piece and the demand for this is going to skyrocket. Wall street has already predicted this piece is going to take our market into the upper atmosphere........the time to change your life.....is NOW!!!!!!disclaimer: This is a joke...and is not intended to be taken seriously...in the event that someone does actually pay me 1 million dollars. I will send you the glossy and you will not get a refund....cuz you will be a complete and total nadnerb and nappleglosser for possibly thinking this was real....thanks
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